Characters (in order of appearance)
Martin Schubacher (Jonathan Thomas)
Star Sign: Pisces
Likes: Brunch, velour, Bea Arthur
Looking for: Companionship
Life Philosophy: Honesty is the best policy
The Narrator (Regan Latimer)
Star Sign: Scorpio
Likes: All things shiny
Looking for: Someone who can figure out where my accent is from
Life Philosophy: How hard can it be...?
Handsome Stranger (Jason Powell)
Star Sign: Scorpio
Likes: Elevators
Looking for: Someone who sees the beauty in all things - especially me
Life Philosophy: I'm more than just a pretty face
Herbert Inkwell (Sean Tasson)
Star Sign: Gemini
Likes: Miniature golf is my guilty pleasure
Looking for: Someone who appreciates refinement, culture and white gloves
Life Philosophy: You can never be too educated, too clean or too appropriate
Linda Merchant (Godric Kim)
Star Sign: Capricorn
Likes: Ambition, goals and boundaries. And a mug of Ovaltine every third night.
Looking for: Someone who isn't threatened by success (my success, that is).
Life Philosophy: It's all about the numbers
Delores Hollenberry (Amber Steinman)
Star Sign: Sagittarius
Likes: Sports and needlepoint (maybe not together though)
Looking for: Someone who my parents will simply adore
Life Philosophy: When I'm sad, I just play the Glad Game...
Hilda Charles (Lorna Wilson)
Star Sign: Libra
Likes: A good cup of tea (and a gin on a Friday)
Looking for: Someone who... oh, who am I kidding.
Life Philosophy: If at first you don't succeed, there's always a good book to hand
Wallace Irving (Costin Manu)
Star Sign: Taurus
Likes: Having my picture taken
Looking for: My true calling...the theatre!
Life Philosophy: I'm never there so I don't care
Starlight Express (Wayne Sujo)
Star Sign: Virgo
Likes: All kinds of fabulous and all that jazz
Looking for: The Rhythm - come get me!
Life Philosophy: I am the Starlight - I will succeed
Novak Rosonavic (Christopher Ocean)
Star Sign: Aquarius (moon rising in Pisces)
Likes: Art
Looking for: Someone to alleviate my suffering for my art
Life Philosophy: I am my own work of art
Winston Charles (Karim Morgan)
Star Sign: I have the heart of a lion
Likes: The spirit of my forefathers
Looking for: A strong animal lover
Life Philosophy: I am my own Master (I can be yours too, for a price)
Corey Sparks (Guy Yarkoni)
Star Sign: Cancer
Likes: Triple shot, no foam, no sugar, skinny hazlenut cafe mocha lattes
Looking for: Someone who knows the secret to fabulous hair
Life Philosophy: A little PDA never hurt anyone